Shattered Planet Coming to PS5!

We’re pleased to announce we’re working on porting Shattered Planet to Sony’s next-next-gen console.

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The PS5 is perfectly suited to the game’s dark, mature tone. Shattered Planet will sit comfortably next to similar titles like the similarly-difficult Dark Souls 4 and the lesser-known science fiction series Mass Effect Z.

Look for it on store shelves too! (Closed Captioning for the Humor-Impaired: That’s the joke. Store shelves! Haha!)

The Year of Robots (Games Edition)

If you weren’t swayed by our arguments definitively establishing 2014 as the Year of Robots, here’s a fresh set of predictions focused on everyone’s favorite robot-producing art/technology: video games!

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Flying Carpet Games, creators of The Girl and the Robot, will reveal that it has invented new, possibly dangerous technology to defy the theories of modern science and super-saturate their game molecules with more cuteness than previously thought possible.

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Reset will need 4 LAN-connected computers to play the game correctly, because it is not your character traveling back in time — it is you, the player, who will be playing co-operatively, assisting yourself and giving yourself high-fives.

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The full, final release of Sir, You Are Being Hunted on Steam will cause mass hysteria as Steam Boxes team up with the Xbox One in the Box Wars of July 2014. Humanity is saved only when…

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Skipping Stones will be used as an educational game to teach a whole generation of robots to love.

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Death Road to Canada will feature the first all-robot road trip simulation ever performed. “NOHUMANS”, reads the license plate.

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Thumper devs will team up with the Need For Speed franchise, replacing the late great Tom Walker with the cast of A Bug’s Life.

astrobase

The new 2014 Kickstarter for Astrobase Command will feature robots, a cooking system, and deep psychological trauma, when it turns out that automated mac and cheese is difficult for alien astronauts to perfect when they have no taste receptors.

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Killer Instinct’s Fulgore will be declared OP and broken by some, and dramatically needing an upgrade by others.

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Maker’s Eden will be compared doggedly by critics to games by LucasArts and Sierra, despite there being over 20 years of relevant story-based games created in the meantime.

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A.N.N.E. will become the new poster-child for the potential still left unexplored in open world RPGs, inspiring the spirit of adventure in toasters and microwaves everywhere.

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Maybe it’s the optimism chip embedded in our circuitry, but we think the fan community of Mighty No. 9 will prove that it is able to overcome its darker days and turn along with the greater “gamer” identity to be more welcoming, tolerant, and accepting in 2014 than ever before.

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Satoru Iwata will reveal himself to be Shigeru Miyamoto’s greatest creation, a robot inspired by his experiences with management as a young programmer. Miyamoto says, “I wanted the world to have a fun President. I believe all robots should have the heart of a child.” With this great accomplishment, Miyamoto will at last retire, though Nintendo will announce a new, commercially-viable Iwata-bot design coming for Christmas 2014.