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Heya hot stuff. 

If you're new here, welcome. This is the Boyfriend Dungeon letter - the bae blades all take turns writing you love letters.. and dev updates too, I guess. But what's more important is our love.

Give me a sec, will you? I just need to clean my hands before I really get down to business writing this letter. No no, that's not monster blood on my hands (this time), don't worry. I was just painting with a lot of red. Vermilion, to be precise. I wouldn't go dungeoneering without you anyway -- where's the fun in that?

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Whew, alright, hey. ...Hm? What was I painting? Ummm. Nothing. No really, it was nothing. Wha - what? Who told you I was painting your portrait?! Was it Sunder? I swear I'm going to knock him to--

Oh. You were joking? Errrr. Well I guess I'm caught red-handed, huh? Let's just say you've sort of been my muse ever since we started talking. Every time I think of you my stomach just.. gets... weird? I'm not a teenager, so it's probably just too much coffee, ugh. So then I paint, to get out the jitters. It doesn't mean anything. Forget it, okay?

Hidden Secrets

But get this - I've been eavesdropping hearing there are secret rooms in the dunj... filled with treasure!! Gotta bust down some walls or something. I'll leave the "finding them" part up to you, and I'll worry about stabbing any monsters that get in the way.

The important part is that we snag the goods together, okay? I'll make sure it's a fair split. Or we could pool it all together and treat ourselves to a fancy date. A dagger's gotta live, right? No sense leaving coins to be found by some soulless capitalist. They might use it to invest in some dumb app...

For example, there's an app called Slicr, for people to meet weapons. It's blowing up so I guess it'd be a good investment but... ugh! Victoria made me a profile but I just can't get up the energy to check my messages. Probably a bunch of bad photos of random guy's blades. I'd much rather text with you.. even about silly stuff, like new games about dogs.

Pupperazzi

Did you hear the news? Apparently the Kitfox team is publishing a game called Pupperazzi! You'll get to take photos of dogs and catalogue a buuuunch of different ones (looks like they even wear clothes?)

You can learn more about Pupperazzi and wishlist it here: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1028350/Pupperazzi/

Uh, don't tell Pocket the cat/Brass Knuckles by the way. 

By the way, what's your favorite dog breed?

I heat there's also a specific newsletter for Pupperazzi, which you can sign up to here.

Not gonna lie, I'm pretty excited to flex my photography muscles. I'm mostly a painter, but there's nothing wrong with dabbling into other creative mediums. Let's have a lil competition when the game is out to see who can get the best dog photo. Winner gets a kiss.

Ciao ciao

Time for me to wrap up, I promised my friend Jake that I'd meet him at the park. Wanna give me a goodbye kiss? Actually... never mind. Let's save our goodbyes. We'll have plenty of time for worrying about stuff like that later. For now, I'd rather dream of exploring the dunj together.

x

Valeria

P.S. Why do people keep asking me to step on them? I mean... These boots were made for walkin'... literally, walking the streets of Paris and Tangier and Verona Beach, but... I can change my travel plans and walk on you instead. If you think you can handle it.